Sunday, October 13, 2013

U R kewl.

OH MY HEAVENS TO BETSY.

PLEASE JUST STOP


don't be so worried about what you wear to school.
i know you're thinking "oh man everyone is going to think i'm lame because i'm wearing a t shirt to school."

DON'T BE AN IDIOT.
(sorry that was a bit harsh.)

but honestly, i won't be thinking less of you if you wear a t shirt to school, and neither will that boy in your chemistry class. i'll be right next to you wearing a t shirt i got at DI for a dollar because i'm too cheap to buy one from walmart for ten.

don't worry about the car you drive.
even if your car sounds super ghetto when you cut off the kid driving the range rover in the parking lot. 

#throwback to that one time we talked about death in class. 
i've actually been thinking about this for all of high school.

I'M GOING TO DIE ANYWAYS SO WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK?

as lame as this sounds, you just kind of have to tell yourself you're cool. 

if you are having a hard time convincing yourself that you're cool, maybe put on a pair of Ray Bans, that seems to work in the movies. 
and pretty soon, you'll feel cool.

before i finish i just want you to know:


I THINK YOU'RE COOL.
(not that you should care what i think. 
you're going to die anyways.)


stay gold,
suzy e.





12 comments:

  1. Project idea: everyone must wear sunglasses ALL DAY, to every class, all the time. And the teachers couldn't make them take them off, because they would have a note from me. Kinda like how the Spanish kids have to speak Spanish all day for a day.

    Yes.

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  2. I kind of worship you. and this post. but mostly you.

    and Nelson: that is a brilliant idea. can we please?

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  3. oddly my self confidence just boosted to entire new level so thank you

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  4. One of the greatest posts I have read in a while!

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  5. this just put me in a ten times better mood. hahaha

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  6. To be honest that kinda hurt but yeah it was awesome.

    The picture I mean.

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  7. but really thinking youre going to die anyway really works.

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  8. First and foremost this was freaking fantastic. Just throwing that out there.
    Second: "...you just kind of have to tell yourself you're cool."
    #simplytrue #CanIBarrowThis?

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  9. I just love how genius you are with writing. It is uplifting.

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