Me: You always assumed that you sounded like a girl but people on the phone with you are constantly wondering if your nickname "Sam" is for "Samantha", but maybe you just don't know you sound like a boy, idk idk.
Me: You think everything has changed but most things are the same.
Me: Why can't you stop listening to Justin Bieber?
Me: Did you just look up how to spell "Bieber"? Who are you?
Me: You rode in cars with boys in high school so why was Friday different?
Me: You keep saying that you're you and thats okay, but is it really? Is it okay to have anxiety attacks every other day? Is it okay to go a week without washing your hair? (yes.) Is it okay to teach your nephew to say "Guess what--chicken BUTT"?
Me: Because you've done all of those things.
Me: Stop caring so much about anything and start caring more about everything.
Me: ???
Me: !!!
