Thursday, February 13, 2014

I'M PROPOSING TO YOU.




If you claim to hate Valentines Day, I probably don't like you.

If you post and/or say the words "Single Awareness Day" chances are, I hate you.

Valentines Day isn't a day to wallow in all of your singleness, okay?

IT'S A DAY TO FREAKING LOVE PEOPLE.

Do you have a problem loving people? Your family? Your friends? 
If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions you probably have daddy-issues or something.


Seriously though, the term "Single Awareness Day" is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Because for all of us single people (AKA ME) every time I see a couple I suddenly become very aware of my singleness. 



I'M PROPOSING TO YOU. (just for Valentines Day.)


Okay, so it isn't so much a "proposal" than a "proposition", but it still counts.

PROPOSITION: YOU LOVE EVERYONE TOMORROW AND WEAR RED AND PINK AND GIVE EVERYONE A VALENTINE AND YOU DRAW LOTS OF HEARTS AND YOU TELL EVERYONE YOU LOVE THAT YOU LOVE THEM.


Now, do you think this proposition is too much for you?

If you answered "Yes"---Well then you suck, but I will still love you tomorrow.
If you answered "No"---Good for you I love you all the days.


You can go back to hating people on February 15. But in one hour you're required love everyone, okay?


Love you,
Stay Gold,
Suzy E.

3 comments:

  1. I seriously said this exact thing to my sister today. We're like the same person :) and I accept your proposal

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  2. Oh my thank you. Thank you infinitely. And amen.

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  3. YOU LOVE THAT YOU LOVE THEM. well said. way to stay gold, greaser ;)

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