2. Turn on some music.
3. Stare at the "new post" for 10 seconds.
4. Decide you should read some other people's, and then maybe that will help you get an idea.
5. Go to writersparis.blogspot.com
6. Read what others have written.
7. Feel upset because some other people are so dang good at being creative.
8. Quit for a while.
9. NAP TIME BREAK.
10. PIZZA BREAK.
11. Remember that you still have to write two blog posts.
12. Go back to the computer.
13. Stare at the blank post for a while.
14. Give up.
15. TWITTER BREAK.
16. INSTAGRAM BREAK.
17. Stalk that boy who you think is hilarious and actually very beautiful.
18. Feel sad that you couldn't be a year older, and have graduated with him.
19. Regret that you never said anything to him.
20. Go back to your blank post.
21. Start typing.
22. Delete that last sentence that sounds weird.
23. PIZZA BREAK.
24. Wonder which you like more, pizza or that beautiful boy...
25. It doesn't matter, it's about the same anyways.
(psh unless that boy tastes like pizza, i doubt it....)
26. Forget what you're typing.
27. Remember what you're writing about.
28. Go get something to drink.
29. Notice that spaceship magnet on your fridge, the one that you like to play with.
30. See if you can make it slosh around by opening and closing the fridge door really fast.
31. Say sorry to your mom for acting like a crazy person.
32. Back to the computer.
33. Decide you like your old background better.
33. Decide you like your old background better.
34. TWITTER BREAK.
35. Try to remember if you have any other homework.
36. Give up trying to remember what homework you have.
37. Nod your head to the song that's on because it's your favorite.
38. Remember that you haven't danced in your room alone for a while.
39. DANCE BREAK.
40. Mom says its time for dinner.
(good cause you just burned a lot of calories dancing.)
41. DINNER BREAK.
42. Wash the dishes because you want to get on your mom's good side.
43. Back to the computer.
44. Focus.
45. Write some more about that beautiful boy/pizza.
46. Think about whether or not you should post a picture of said beautiful boy, so that everyone can know just how beautiful he is.
47. Decide that would be a dumb idea.
48. Post a pizza gif instead.
49. Re read post.
50. Say to yourself "this sucks but I have nothing else."
51. Post.
props to you if you actually read through that.
suzy e.
props to you if you actually read through that.
suzy e.
Of course I read through that I freakin' love you.
ReplyDeletePlus also it made my day. Smiling so big.
Yes. Honestly, I follow these steps every time with a few minor adjustments.
ReplyDeleteLove this post.
fantastic. so good and real. and twitter...it's taking over my life.
ReplyDeleteI love that you inluded breaks, because it's so true haha!
ReplyDeleteI always imagined everyone else doing their posts as sitting down and writing it all in one go. It's good to know I'm not the only one who takes an excessive amount of breaks.
ReplyDeleteReally like the thought put into this one.
haha I wish I talked to that beautiful boy last year too.
ReplyDeleteor was it two years ago.
this comment is a tribute to B.R. you're still hot.
This literally is my life in a nut shell.
ReplyDelete#Procrastination #Pizza #ILoveYou
This is seriously how it goes with slight differences!
ReplyDeleteAnd reading this kinda made my day haha
And beautiful boys...what do you do. #issues
Absolutely fantastic, east to read through:)
ReplyDeleteI loooooove this, and the first thing I saw was "PIZZA BREAK" so good job:)
ReplyDeleteI actually read through that :)
ReplyDeleteIt's a relief to know I'm not the only one that basically does this exact thing every Sunday night.
ReplyDeleteProps to you for posting that cause we all do stuff like that.
ReplyDeleteThat was enjoy able.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha this is so great.
ReplyDeleteThis is still hilarious and true
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